“I am putting you on a probationary period from today, until the end of recorded time.”

“I am putting you on a probationary period from today, until the end of recorded time.”
The Thick Of It
Production still from the remarkable 8-minute dream sequence in Dante’s Inferno (1935, dir. Harry Lachman) (via), in which a greedy & unscrupulous businessman (Spencer Tracy) is shown a vision of the hell that awaits him in the afterlife if he doesn’t change his ways.
The scene pictured above dramatizes Dante’s vision of the 7th circle of hell, in which the souls of suicides are entombed in trees & fed on by harpies.
The hell sequence can be seen online here.
British actors in drag.
Oh hay Legolas!
On a side note, David Tennant looks better in a skirt than I do.
Okay, who the hell is that gorgeous creature in the black corset?
Bahaha drag drag drag drag drag LEGOLAS
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Because humans are complicated beasts, the monster said. How can a queen be both a good witch and a bad witch? How can a prince be a murderer and a saviour? How can an apothecary be evil-tempered but right-thinking? How can a parson be wrong-thinking but good-hearted? How can invisible men make themselves more lonely by being seen?
“I don’t know,” Connor shrugged, exhausted. “Your stories never made any sense to me.”
The answer is that it does not matter what you think, the monster said, because your mind will contradict itself a hundred times each day. You wanted her to go at the same time you were desperate for me to save her. Your mind will believe comforting lies while also knowing the painful truths that make those lies necessary. And your mind will punish you for believing both.
—A Monster Calls - Patrick Ness
This kid, this kid is the boss of everything and gets what so many people twenty times their age do not.
All of my respect for them <33333
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—John Peel. (via slightly)
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